I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.

I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don't send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.

Everything makes you who you are, so I was lucky that I had a good family that was horrified by what I wanted to do but was also supportive of it, right to the very end.

I think [parents] became very proud, even though they were mortified by the early films because no one liked them.

I haven't changed - the public has. I'm an insider now, which is hilarious.

I was always flattered, but I just want my movies to make money. I want to be commercial. I'm never the person who says, "I don't care if people don't see my movies." I always want people to see my movies.

I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.