People who want to act rich when they're upper-middle class. They try too hard.

I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

Wealth is walking into any bookshop and buying any book you want without looking at the price tag.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness”. That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer.

Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.