You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

I have no interest in ever making a movie I didn't write. If they were going to take my house away, then I guess I might have to. But my agent knows not to even bother sending me the scripts.

I didn't become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie.

Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.

There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.