I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery.

Valentine's Day is my mother's birthday. If I'm wildly in love, I've sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the kind of person that I've been in love with.

I hate it when people say, I'm an artist. I think, well, I'll be the judge of that. And I don't think artist is a job description. It's a critique, a favorable critique, that someone else might apply to your work. I guess in the art world I'm not exactly a photographer, but I do use photography.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you're never around assholes. That's the two things to really fight for in life.

Watching a movie should be like hunting. Out of context, every image of the cinema is yours for a split second. Take them before they bury it.