I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery.
John WatersThe good guys in my movies mind their own business and they don't judge other people. And the bad guys are jealous, they judge other people without knowing the whole story, they want all the attention and they're mean spirited. So I think my films are politically correct in a weird way.
John WatersPeople vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.
John Waters