People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

"How could you think of such awful things?" liberal critics always ask. "How else could I possibly amuse myself?" I always wonder.

I think middle America has changed very, very much. I think people are way more open-minded. I think - I think it's because the Internet. I think they're exposed to so much. All the men talked about how much they love their wife, which I don't hear all the time in art communities.

I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.