If you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.

I've signed peoples' parole cards at book signings and it's very touching.

I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

Watching a movie should be like hunting. Out of context, every image of the cinema is yours for a split second. Take them before they bury it.

Contemporary art hates you.

I hate it when people say, I'm an artist. I think, well, I'll be the judge of that. And I don't think artist is a job description. It's a critique, a favorable critique, that someone else might apply to your work. I guess in the art world I'm not exactly a photographer, but I do use photography.

The only time I had a normal boyfriend was during the time of AIDS, so maybe that saved me. It's certainly not karma.