Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.
John WatersThere are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someoneโs house, and next to the toilet they have a huge basket of magazines, I find that repellent. I recommend against straining while reading.
John WatersI'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.
John WatersThe first real thing was Divine as Jackie Kennedy [in Eat Your Makeup]. His mother found the bloody Jackie Kennedy outfit in the boot of his car and said, 'What is this?" and Divine said, "I am Jackie Kennedy!" His mother just changed the subject; she didn't know what to say.
John Waters