How come there's no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It's a great time for that.
John WatersI've bought the same used car from the same man since I was 16 - a Buick every time. They always work, I don't care what color it is. I don't want people to recognize my car in case I want to commit a crime.
John WatersWhen I started making movies about weird people, I knew they were weird, I was infected with irony, and I wanted New York to notice.
John Waters