Watching a movie should be like hunting. Out of context, every image of the cinema is yours for a split second. Take them before they bury it.

I care about the presidential elections. I always vote. Sometimes I've voted more than once, illegally. But you can't anymore. The picture ID has ruined everything.

Just make sure your children hate authority and they'll do fine.

Many hundred-million-dollar Hollywood comedies aren't any good. They're trying to shock you.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

I think [parents] became very proud, even though they were mortified by the early films because no one liked them.

I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.