Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

A lot of kids are moving to Baltimore, because we have a great music scene and we've got edge. Come on down, we've got scary edge. But great edge - it's still a city you can be a bohemian in.

There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.

Many hundred-million-dollar Hollywood comedies aren't any good. They're trying to shock you.

Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?