My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior - before the Reformation.

I loved Cookie [Mueller]. She was a much better writer than actress. She shouldn't have stuck with me in the beginning; she should have immediately become a writer. She would have had more of a chance.

"Family" this and "family" that. If I had a family I'd be furious that moral busybodies are taking the perfectly good word family and using it as a code for censorship the same way "states' rights" was used to disguise racism in the mid-sixties.

To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.

Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax.

I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.