I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.

I don't think I had a bad influence on anybody. I made people feel better about themselves.

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

The good guys in my movies mind their own business and they don't judge other people. And the bad guys are jealous, they judge other people without knowing the whole story, they want all the attention and they're mean spirited. So I think my films are politically correct in a weird way.

The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.