Wealth is walking into any bookshop and buying any book you want without looking at the price tag.
I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life.
How come there's no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It's a great time for that.
The Easter Bunny is a major reason for heroin addiction in America.
I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.
Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.