A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.