I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.