I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I'm just basking in the glory.