I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.