I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I'm just basking in the glory.