I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
People go to car races to watch the crashes.
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
I am nothing that isn't professional.