I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I don't care what other people think.