Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

I don't care what other people think.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.