Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.