My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

But I can still lick the spoon!