I'm just basking in the glory.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.