You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.