I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?