Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.