Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Johnny VegasI used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Johnny VegasI hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
Johnny Vegas