There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.