I have had some sorry-ass looks, but I'm the first one to laugh. I'm either to credit or to blame for the '80s.

I try to explain that to my kids - the experience of going to a record store, flipping through racks and finding that album cover that intrigues you - but my kids don't want to know about it. They download the one song on the album they like, and pay their 99 cents.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

I'm only as successful as the guy that lives down the street from me.

You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down!

You think you know me just because you know my name, think you've seen me 'cause you've seen every line on my face.

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip.