The mighty army of time is without equal.

I'm not going to pay this bill. I don't owe you any money. You do what you got to do!

Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service.

I'm just a different machine than I used to be, where now I've taken my diet more serious than I ever have in my life, and I've gotten way small. My physique is just completely different to the way it used to be.

Thus men of more enlighten'd genius and more intrepid spirit must compose themselves to the risque of public censure, and the contempt of their jealous contemporaries, in order to lead ignorant and prejudic'd minds into more happy and successful methods.

I have never felt any pain that I can remember.