As a customer service representative; it is hard to deal with people who has an attitude when I pick up the phone.
Trust may be in short supply after years of disappointments. However, improvement could come in a bat of an eye!
Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.
I have never felt any pain that I can remember.
My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.
As a customer service representative; I deal with people all day. Some really are guilty of not paying their bill.