My biggest complaint about customer service is that I am put on hold too long.

I'm beating all the weakness out of myself, beating all the give-up out of myself, I'm beating the lack of cardio, I'm beating the lack of confidence - any sign of weakness that's in my heart, I'm getting rid of it

My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.

Time is invincible, impregnable, insurmountable, invulnerable, unstoppable and time is invisible.

Lying is a false significance of speech, with a will to deceive, which cannot be cured but by shame and reason; it is a monstrous and wicked evil, that filthily depraved and defileth the tongue of man.

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

I have been on the phone 30 minutes with you and you haven't helped me solve this problem.