My biggest complaint about customer service is that I am put on hold too long.

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor!

My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?

Today is the best day to accomplish something.

Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.

Opportunity seldom come along and knock you on the Head.