My biggest complaint about customer service is that I am put on hold too long.

My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?

Why do I have to pay a reconnect fee when you all made the mistake?

I have been on the phone 30 minutes with you and you haven't helped me solve this problem.

My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.

I have never felt any pain that I can remember.

I'm crazy enough to believe that maybe I'll never lose a fight.