Movie acting is harder than doing a play. You have to be entertaining but completely natural, like Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant. They weren't doing anything. Do you have any idea how hard that is? That's how good they were. It's crazy hard to be convincing and real. It's the most subtle, hardest thing there is.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

If you build it, nerds will come.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?