In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

Do you wanna see something swell?

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.