The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

It's rare when you're actually making a movie and it feels like you're watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there's electricity in the room, it doesn't feel like acting, you ride the wave.

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.