The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.