You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.