Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.

It's rare when you're actually making a movie and it feels like you're watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there's electricity in the room, it doesn't feel like acting, you ride the wave.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.