This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
Technology. It's like science, only useless.
Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.
Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.
Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.