Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, "fair and balanced? Why, that's snide!" Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan "You Can Depend on CNN". Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?