Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.

If Obama's a tyrant, then he's pretty lame for a tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can't get cloture? Very few.

How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency.

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.