Congress, the legislative stone in America's urethra.
Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.
I want a sandwich named after me.
It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.
Gay people can't be proud of the country and want to defend it too. What's the army afraid is going to happen if gay people are in it. Private, shoot that man! I can't, he's adorable.
[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.