That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

When Henry Hill [in Goodfellas] got arrested for the first time and Robert DeNiro met him at the courthouse and Henry Hill was really upset, 'cause he thought Robert DeNiro would be really mad at him. And DeNiro comes up to him and he gives him a $100 and he goes, "You got pinched. We all get pinched, but you did it right, you didn't say nothing."

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.

You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.