That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

So, is there hope for a truly democratic Africa? Long answer: Only if continent-wide improvements in education, human rights and public health are coupled with an aggressive and far-sighted debt-relief program that breaks the cycle of subsistence farming and urban squalor. Short answer: No.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'