I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.

If you break someone's leg, shouldn't you have to be the crutch for a while?

New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.

Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, "fair and balanced? Why, that's snide!" Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan "You Can Depend on CNN". Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?

I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.