I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W. Bush. But when that day comes, all we're going to have are tired puns and goofy looks. Because as you would say, we're suffering from the soft bigotry of low expectorations.