I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

I don't want to die before my parents die, especially my mother. Because I think that's tragic. Because I don't want her to get the chance to pick out what I'm going to wear for eternity.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.

The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.