The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

Fire up your heart for the wind is getting cold, now it always gets cold for the riders of the night. When you carry that dream when you know what lonesome is looking for a home like a bird in flight.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always explain it is, when you go to the zoo and a monkey throws its feces, it's a monkey. But, when the zookeeper is standing right there, and he doesn't say bad monkey... Somebody's got to be the zookeeper.

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.