Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

When in doubt, I can stare blankly. The rubber face. There's only so many ways you can stare incredulously at the camera and tilt an eyebrow, but that's your old standby: What would Buster Keaton do?

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.