President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.

Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.

No one is better at not beating America than England.

Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.