President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

We've come from the same history - 2000 years of persecution - we've just expressed our sufferings differently. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complained, we just never thought of putting it to music.