Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression. I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don't get turd lung disease.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.

Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

The overwhelming condemnation makes it clear we have made enormous progress in teaching everyone that racism is bad. Where we seem to have dropped the ball... is in teaching people what racism actually is ... which allows people to say incredibly racist things while insisting they would never.