Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

[When you have kids] you become much more - there are two things that happen. You recognize how fragile individuals are, and you recognize the strength of the general overall group, but you don't care anymore. You're just fighting for the one thing. See and then, you also recognize that everybody, then, is also somebody's child.

The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's "offensive to the religion of Islam." Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.

Attorney General John Ashcroft bid farewell to the Justice Department with a goodbye address. The voluntary resignation came as a bit of a disappointment to the attorney general, who had hoped to be raptured out of office.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.