Analysis of President Bush's tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a $1.35 trillion cut, but in reality it's going to be closer to costing $1.8 trillion. Critics claim it's math so fuzzy, you have to squint to see our nation's future of subsistence farming and post-apocalyptic roving motorcycle gangs.

You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two, I think - I think it's that. I think it's absolute - it's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

We are, if anything - I do believe we function as a sort of editorial cartoon. That we are a digestive process, like so many other digestive processes that go on.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!