Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.

If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

They create these rules and argue about things we don't even understand. It is like watching soccer. You sit there and you're sort of amused, but most of the time you're thinking, pick up the ball! That's what you're thinking.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?